FACTion, 2007.

2 -- Irritated at the state of the world.
The Fly, being a symbol of corruption, pestilence and in its physical self an irritant.
The fly spreads and carries disease to humans, it is also humans who spread and carry flies.
Flies and humans are reciprocal hitchhikers.
No wonder that some geneticists have come to think of human beings as “wingless flies with wigs“.
I see politicians and corporations in the same way, flies feeding off the body politic.

4 -- Social clap trap / You nosey parker!
Camera phones are the new ‘lighters in the air’ / The most irritating thing on tv.

6 -- Always read the label / I’m cool, I’m hip.
These are just three of the side effects graffiti can cause.
Form swallows function. Or so I’ve heard. TRAIN YOUR EYES! [read the image as if it were text].
Because designers are picking up on ‘cool’ text like this and soon it will be mainstream.

8 -- Isms / The mountain ‘o‘ dett card.
Don’t personals make you laugh?
Natwest being the number one Sponsored Link on google,
they have obviously spent a lot on advertising so I thought
I’d give them what they want. After all, all publicity is good publicity!

10 -- Soccerland / Professional degeneration.
Fuck English patriotism, I’m glad the flag (which was originally
French anyway) is only shown around the World Cup.
Petty Londoners with parasitic jobs.

12 -- Better the devil you know than the devil you don’t / Solidarity - SOLD OUT.
The Iraqis had their problems, now they have extra problems. Saddam was the Devil
they knew and Bush was the Devil they didn’t. These scarves used to be worn by people
who wanted to show their solidarity for Palestine at war and against Terrorist hype.
Now they are buy one get one free in your local high street chain.

14 -- Pencil pusher? Er no! / Transport for London.
Pin stripe suit and a boring job. No thanks.
Number 1 bus, you being number 1 . . . get it? Anyway cycle, its good for number 1.